~Lewat ke Liwat?~

Ok. Ini takde kena mengena dgn apa yg hangat diperkatakan.
Kalo yang "satu" itu, aku namo la buat2 entry. Ini bukan blog "berbau" politik atau isu semasa.
Ini hanya lah blog sampah sekadar suka-suka.

Cuma mcm ttiba nak terpikir.
Katakan la satu ari nati anak aku yg baya2 mcm Fatin (anak buah aku yg darjah 3 tu) dtg bertanya aku setelah dia terbaca di sokkaba atau pun terdgr di tv kan.
"Mama..liwat tu apa?"

Ha..mau tak rasa mcm nak ter pitam nak kasik jawapan.

Nak kasik jawapan apa?
Adakah :

A) "Eh, itu sokkaba tu silap tulis. Patut dia tulis L.E.W.A.T. Lewat adik tau tak. Lewat tu mcm lambat la" - tp saat tu pasti anak aku terkebil2 matanya sbb dia tau perkataan LEWAT tu tak akan memberikan makna sebenar artikel yg dia baca tu.

B) Atau nak jwb gaya gini. Ini mcm ortodoks sket la jawapan dia kan. Macam naif2 gitu
"Liwat tu.. ala.. adik takyah tau lah. TU menda tak elok tu. Dah2..gi la buat keja sekolah adik. Nati mama nak check"
-ok..kalo aku dpt jawapan ni mesti aku tak puas ati dan aku rasa kalo anak aku pun dia akan tak puas ati. Dia akan terus mencari dan mencari.

C) Atau mungkin masa tu sekolah pun akan menggunakan IT 100% dalam pembelajarannya dan dgn mudah aku bagi jawapan gini :
"Ala..adik gugel je. Nati dapat la jawapan dia. Adik search "makna liwat"
-ha..mudah kan..hopefully masa tu hendaknya mmg la pembelajaran guna IT 100% [sila berangan lah..hoho]

D) Tp kalo IQ anak aku tinggi mcm aku nih [hua hua hua...lantak arrr..] harus aku bagi jawapan kayak gini [ini pun stlh aku kutip dari artikel web ini setelah aku gugel perkataan mcm kat jawapan C tu].

Makna liwat ialah; lelaki yang menyetubuhi lelaki secara rela suka sama suka (homosexual). Adapun tindakan seseorang lelaki menyetubuhi lelaki secara paksaan tidak juga dianggap sebagai liwat tetapi dianggap sebagai rogol (paksaan sex). Manakala Dr. Musthafa Dib al-Bigha dalam kitab al-Tazhib fi adillah matan al-Ghayah wa al-Taqrib, halaman 208 mendefinisikan liwat sebagai hubungan sex antara sesama lelaki dan juga hubungan sex antara lelaki dengan perempuan yang bukan isterinya melalui dubur secara rela. (Sila rujuk Enakmen Undang-Undang Kanun Jenayah Syariah (ii) 1993 bagi negeri Kelantan, bahagian 1 perkara 16,17 dan 18).

Dah arr..sesaja nak citer je. Pening jugak kan kalo anak2 kita tanya sesuatu yg kita nak jawab pun mcm nak berpeluh tiak dibuatnya. Hehe.

Pnstoberi : Dunia semakin terbuka

~PnStoberi dan Hadiah~

Jap lagi nak pi Jusco.
Mao carik adiah utk wedding adik kat opis ni yg akan kawen pada ari V-Day nati [err... saja nak sebut V-Day, padahal aku tau dia kawen masa cuti TBC tu]
Lps tu mao carik adiah utk adik ipar aku yg baru melahirkan baby boy smlm.
[seb bek la dpt family mertua yg agak memahami..kalo tidak.. tsskk].

Bkn nak citer pasal nak carik adiah nih.
Tgh nak pikir apa nak beli kat my dear nih.
Ari befday dia 24hb nih.
Taun lepas aku tk beli apa2 pun.
Just wat suprise kat dia. Aku pakat2 ngan akak2 dept dia then aku gi dept dia ngan cupcakes2 yg aku tempah dr akak opis nih. Ada pun citer dlm blog ni [maleh nak link balik]

Jumpa satu artikel nih : http://www.articlealley.com/article_757619_47.html

Now a day everyone is busy, married couples have become very busy with his routine work and career. Even many of them didn’t get time to express his love with each other. On some special events like your husband’s birthday.
On this day giving special gift you can express your approach to him -{ala , hehari pun buleh express my approach kan. hehe}
A husband is the most loveable one in every married woman’s life. If newly married couple then many birthday gift ideas are there. {Apsal aku mcm blur je nak cari apa}
As the years leave behind it getting more difficult to purchase a gift for your husband. Don’t worry listed some Best gift ideas and gifts for your help.
While selecting gift first take care of your husband’s interest what your husband likes and dislikes. {ini yg susah ni..aku tak napak pun apa minat dan tak minat laki aku ni secara khusus..sgt sukar ini}

Correlation between husband and wife there is no word to say. But Value this relationship by giving birthday gift for your beloved husband and surprise him. Gift him some branded dress material if your husband likes fashion. Then a nice perfume, or A brand new cell phone, Wrist watches, Portfolio Bags, Organizers, Black Leather cheap Wallet, Black Leather Bag, Shaving set, Shirts, T-Shirts, and many other delightful Birthday gift ideas for husband. Spend some time with your husband so that he can feel better. Arrange small picnic a special trip package, A romantic dinner for two, Cook for him special dish which he likes more, write Love poem and let him feel so loved by you. {branded dress ?? emm..buleh di shorlist. Perfume - yg hntrn kawen retu pun ada lagi. Lelain tu..cam rasa nenati lah plak. Picnic - 24hb adalah hari bekerja dan utk cuti adalah tidak memungkin sbb itu adalah hari permulaan Hari Kraf Kebangsaan. Romantic dinner - KIV utk annivesary nati la. Memasak - emm..this 1 good idea. Write a poem - ini buang masa jer nih}

Even age wise gifts are also available e.g., Musical Greeting Cards, Total no. of flowers or roses with red color rapper or ribbon with loving message. No. of Chocolates Pack, etc..., so give romantic, exceptional, perfect, attractive, valuable, dramatic Birthday Gift to your spouse. {aku kenal laki aku bkn sker menda2 cenggeni. Tkyah la susah2 nak dramatic-dramatic bagai}
And compose his birthday most marvelous and unforgettable. Make a perfect expression of love for your hubby on his Birthday with special gift. {uiii...ini pun besh nih..tp itu adalah di ujung bulan..rasa timing tak betul tuh..hoho}
By giving surprise Birthday gift this year surprise your husband. The relationship between a husband and wife is the most beautiful relationship. By buying perfect gift value this relationship.

If he is interest in sports some interesting sports gift items are Basketball and Baseball. Tennis set, Cricket set, Golf, Personal Fitness Equipments, etc., {ini adalah tidak relevan dgn my dear}

Husbands are the most important persons to their wives after marriage. Giving birthday gift to husband is a nice way to make him feel pampered. Wives wanting to gift something special to their husbands on various occasions like his birthday, anniversary or any special occasion. To take care or his health you can gift him a membership to a gym. {haha. Haru kalo aku bagi ini..mmg haru. Haha.}
You can send him to some health spa for a total body mind relaxation program. {aku terpandang spa tu kan..eh. ini pun bes. aku beli yg couple spa treatment tu kan. besh. besh..okeh..leh s/list dan carik spa yg ada couple treatment}

A set of One calculator, One address book, One yearly planner, One card holder, Only slip pad etc., Men’s likes shoes, choose that. Telescope, {nak buat kejadah hapa plak teleskop nihhh} Mini Beer Fridge, Miniture Digital Camera, Portable Punch bag, Desktop Casino, Plasma Screen TV, {uikk...ini bagus nih..utk kegunaan bersama..tp namo la kasik as a birthday gift plak aihh} Retro Arcade Machine and varieties of birthday items available in shops or you can order online.

Ok. rasa tau kut nak buat apa.

PnStoberi : suka bagi adiah kat org. Rasa puas je bila tgk org gembira dpt adiah kita.